Pamflet dedicat fanilor unui anume producător de fructe:

Congratulations on purchasing your new ShinyShine Superduperphone, and confirming your place in modern society. You are Sexy.

We’re sure it will give you great pleasure for the first two weeks of your extended two-year contract, then forever languish in the shadow of whatever we release in six months’ time. Your friends will shun you, girls in pubs will refuse to look in your direction and then you’ll leave it on the bus or something anyway.

De aici.

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